As fate would have it, the passengers on P&O's Pacific Dawn are confined or should I say moored outside of Queensland, Australia, and, will be returning to a major port rather than continuing on with the originally scheduled itinerary due to swine flu. There is almost always swine on a cruise ship but, most come in the form of chair hogs, not in the form of this horrible illness.
Chair hogs are those individuals who seek out prime lounge chairs on cruise ships, and, claim them by placing towels and personal items upon them to make them appear to be occupied but, in reality the chair hogs don't use the lounge chairs they claim. I do not tolerate chair hogs well and, I am among the first to displace them and their belongings - knowing all too well they will return hours later and there is little they can do to oust me from the chair they claimed but never used.
Too bad we can't return chair hogs to a major port and, allow the rest of the civilized passengers to continue their respective journeys chair-hog free.
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